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Dean asks Cas out on a date, without actually realizing that it's date.
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Cas was the only person Dean knew who hadn’t seen Star Wars. If they were closer, he probably would have invited him back to his dorm room for a viewing a while ago, but as was Dean felt that would be kind of weird. They only had the one class together, and while they got along well enough they didn’t go out of their way to interact.But when Dean saw there was a special showing of A New Hope planned close by campus, the first thing that popped into his mind was asking Cas to go. And why not? Going to a movie theater together was different than inviting someone to your room. Cas seemed on board with it, at least, his face lighting up in an enthusiastic smile when Dean asked.“I’d love to,” he said.Dean grinned back. He’d had no idea Cas wanted to see Star Wars this badly. “Awesome. I could pick you up around six? That way we can grab a bite to eat first.”It just made sense, since they were planning on hanging out anyway. Cas agreed, and Dean put the whole thing out of his mind until Friday. Cas lived off campus, which was one of the reasons why Dean hadn’t spent more time with him. Dean picked him up in the Impala, a few minutes before the appointed time, but thankfully Cas was already standing outside on the curb.He climbed inside, greeting Dean with a small wave. He’d changed out of his shirt-and-trenchcoat combo, into a t-shirt and a leather jacket that looked brand new.“Nice threads,” Dean commented.Cas glanced down at his chest, a small flush appearing high on his cheeks. “Oh. Thank you. Your clothes are nice, as well.”“Thanks.” Dean cleared his throat. “Uh, I was thinking we could go to the Roadhouse. How do you feel about burgers?” As it turned out, Cas loved burgers. He practically inhaled his once it arrived, and Dean found himself unconsciously competing with him, seeing who could finish theirs first. He ended up behind by a couple of bites, a fact which was not lost on Cas, who grinned at him from across the table.“You have worse table manners than I do!”Cas shrugged, licking a stray splatter of ketchup off his thumb. “I grew up in a big home. Meals tended to get... chaotic.”“A lot of siblings?” Dean asked.“Eight,” Cas said. “Ten if you count my two half-brothers.”Dean whistled. “Your parents liked getting busy, huh?”Cas’ nose crinkled, causing Dean to smile fondly. Cas usually looked older than he was, probably because of his ever-present stubble, but right now he looked boyish. It was almost cute. “I’d rather not think about it that way.”“I wasn’t the one who brought it up,” Dean said.“You’re a terrible date,” Cas deadpanned.Which, okay, kind of a weird thing to say. But Cas was kind of a weird dude, and this could just be his way of giving Dean shit. “Shut up, I’m doing great.”Cas kicked his foot under the table, but he was smiling again. They were almost late to the movie, sneaking in just as the previews ended. The theater was only half-full, but Cas steered the towards the seats in the back. They were a couple of rows behind the nearest audience members, but that suited Dean just fine. He stretched once they’d sat, putting his feet up on the seat in front of him.The first ten minutes, he let himself get lost in the movie. Soon enough, though, curiosity got the better of him, and he risked a glance at Cas.Cas had his eyes glued to the screen. His brows were slightly furrowed, and he was squinting in that way Dean had only seen when he was concentrating intensely on something. He must have seen Dean move from the corner of his eye, though, as he turned his head slightly.“Having fun?” Dean mouthed.The corner of Cas’ lips quirked, and he nodded. Dean smiled and turned back to the movie, a feeling of satisfaction warming his chest.He startled as something touched his hand. Glancing back at Cas, he found his eyes fixed ahead, but his hand was settling on top of Dean’s, gently tangling their fingers together.Unsure of how to react, Dean turned back to the screen, heart pounding. What the hell was Cas doing? Did he think this was a date or something?Realization hit Dean like a bucket of cold water. He’d asked Cas out for dinner and a movie. He’d picked him up and complimented him on his outfit. Cas had even called it a date. And he’d been right, this was a date.He swallowed. This had to be some kind of record. Dean wasn’t even into guys, and yet he’d somehow asked one out. How could he explain this to Cas?Carefully, that was how. And not in the middle of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen’s death scene, that was for sure. No, he’d just have to wait until the movie ended. Until then, he could endure Cas holding his hand. It was the least Dean could do for him, he decided, for accidentally tricking him on a fake date. Once the movie was over, though, Dean still hadn’t figured out how to tell Cas about the misunderstanding. Especially not when Cas kept holding his hand even as they stood up and exited the theater. Dean’s stomach fluttered with nerves as they reached the Impala. Cas leaned against the passenger side, still holding onto Dean, tugging him far into his personal space. Dean licked his lips. “Cas-”“Dean-”They both fell silent. “You first,” Dean said awkwardly.“Can I kiss you?”This was it. Dean had to tell Cas the truth, now. Yet, when he opened his mouth to speak, nothing would come out. He snapped it shut again, face growing hot under Cas’ intense stare. He shook his head.Except he didn’t. Somehow, despite every intention to the contrary, Dean nodded instead. Then, before he could correct himself, Cas had closed the gap between them. The touch of his lips was surprisingly soft. A gentle but insistent press, warm and slightly wet, and honestly a little underwhelming. But still, when Cas pulled away, Dean chased after him. He caught himself in the next moment and straightened.“I liked the movie,” Cas said.Dean blinked. “Yeah?” He let out a small, slightly hysterical laugh. "You should see the original version, then. Han didn't even shoot first in this one."Cas hummed, thankfully ignoring Dean's babbling, hand reaching up to fiddle with the collar of Dean’s shirt. “We should do this again soon.”Dean could only nod again.Okay, so maybe he was a little bit into guys.
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Han shot first.不是台词，对星战没有一定了解的人不会知道这句话什么意思很期望能看到后传三部曲中Han能吼一声“I shot first!”"I have a bad feeling about this."一般现实中拖着长腔说这句话的人一定是在刻意引用这句星战台词把每句话都前后颠倒过来说，可以瞬间拥有智者/先知光环被表白"I love you"的时候，标准的回答是"I know"
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Day）就要到了。为了让在外打拼的楚巴卡也可以在这一与家人团聚的日子里，放下手中的革命工作，与家人团聚，韩梭罗舰长驾着千年隼号与楚巴卡一起前往伍基星…影片第一个镜头，梭罗舰长和楚巴卡。（画外音：真的是哈里森福特！脑残粉一本满足）&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/afdcaea0c0c_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/afdcaea0c0c_r.jpeg&&千年隼号进入超光速模式后，宇宙中出现了各个主角的头像。这…这TM是卢克？！你的妆也太TM浓了吧？！&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/c808160ceac98ab954ff17_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/c808160ceac98ab954ff17_r.jpeg&&镜头转向遥远的伍基星。这是一个阳光明媚的下午…爷孙二人在屋内愉快地玩耍…等等等！好像有什么不对…这TM是楚巴卡的爸爸和儿子啊！我TM完全没准备好啊！为什么楚巴卡有儿子啊！作为一个上有老下有小还参加起义军闹革命的战士…楚巴卡同志，我向你表示最高的崇敬。看这三层小洋房的架势，想必跟着梭罗舰长走私，油水肯定不少。&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/eeb1d04d1ecbeda4c0d134_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/eeb1d04d1ecbeda4c0d134_r.jpeg&&然后镜头一转来到了厨房…这…这…这TM就是楚巴卡的老婆了吧？！你知道楚巴卡背着你和梭罗偷情吗？答主看到这里不禁开始为楚巴卡太太常年在家守寡的生活感到可怜。&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/a2f122a31df7bf744a35c86cfa64a88d_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/a2f122a31df7bf744a35c86cfa64a88d_r.jpeg&&补一张楚巴卡太太的近照。没错我到现在也不知道她叫什么名字，因为这三个人和楚巴卡一样只会说伍基语，周围也没有一个会英语的给我翻译…于是在这部长达一小时四十分钟的电影里，我只能无奈的看着他们“嗷～～&“嗷嗷～&“嗷嗷嗷”…&br&以后每次见到楚巴卡，都不要忘了他有一个这样的妻子。&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/98aebb990ae679a7edc5c32c74e88854_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/98aebb990ae679a7edc5c32c74e88854_r.jpeg&&楚巴卡的儿子在看一个立体投影里的马戏表演…这个马戏表演长达三分钟，配合着七十年代猎奇的神曲，我的心情是崩溃的。期间这个小孩子目不转睛地盯着投影都看出斗鸡眼了！楚妈妈你不管管吗？！&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&1536& data-rawheight=&2048& src=&/8b8d3b5313e7ebbdc32c48_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1536& data-original=&/8b8d3b5313e7ebbdc32c48_r.jpeg&&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/fcb1da96f107ce86efbf54_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/fcb1da96f107ce86efbf54_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/2b43ca0c2aab6bfed05b01b_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/2b43ca0c2aab6bfed05b01b_r.jpeg&&楚巴卡太太在精心准备感恩节，啊不是，生命节的大餐，好等楚巴卡归来一同庆祝节日。电视里出现了一个污的不能再污的主持介绍如何选购肉材…到今天我一听到他的声音都想在地上砸出个洞来。&br&&br&&br&补一张近照&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/e0c736de89fbbfed4815d48_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/e0c736de89fbbfed4815d48_r.jpeg&&大家都让开，我有一种杀了他可以升级的感觉。&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/9e34fcbd_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/9e34fcbd_r.jpeg&&楚巴卡家的家庭肥皂剧进行了三十多分钟，终于有一个说人话的角色出现了。据说这个大叔是楚巴卡一家的朋友，给楚巴卡的爸爸带来了一个“好东西”。楚巴卡的爸爸进入了这个1970年代的oculus rift,看到了这样一幅场景…&br&&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/d1ffb8b3569510caec0b43_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/d1ffb8b3569510caec0b43_r.jpeg&&这TM就是A片啊！全片就是这样一个裸体的妹子在说一些羞羞的话还表现出很爽的样子。伍基人都这么奔放在客厅里当着孙子和儿媳妇看AV吗？！我知道这部电影从这一刻起已经击败了我的常识…或许这就是导演所期待的效果吧，毕竟广阔的宇宙是无法用人类的常识理解的。&br&&br&&br&&br&哎，然后，然后帝国军队突然出现了。应该是在剿匪吧&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/6109620aae2442fd2eeaa1246b8cbfa4_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/6109620aae2442fd2eeaa1246b8cbfa4_r.jpeg&&&br&总算有点星球大战的样子了！&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/58a0ea43e82add819f2b3c64d8195dd5_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/58a0ea43e82add819f2b3c64d8195dd5_r.jpeg&&然后上面那个大叔想到了一个对付帝国警察的方法，就是用投影仪的节目吸引小分队队长的注意力…注意力能被一台电视机吸引，你家得是有多穷啊（一把辛酸泪&br&&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/6eeec67a2cab6b0d4b75d02_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/6eeec67a2cab6b0d4b75d02_r.jpeg&&顺带一提他们看的3d投影是杰弗逊星船乐队的演唱会。也不知道卢卡斯给了他们多少钱让他们趟这趟浑水。&br&&br&&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/c767afee643c_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/c767afee643c_r.jpeg&&别问我为什么这部电影变成了动画片。逻辑在这个时候已经不再适用了。大概是在帝国军队搜查楚巴卡家的时候，楚巴卡的孩子一个人默默地回了自己房间开始看起了动画片。至于为什么动画片里有星球大战里的角色…真是一地狗血，求星战骨灰粉解释。&br&&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&1536& data-rawheight=&2048& src=&/d78cb7de57a553b4b8bc21_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1536& data-original=&/d78cb7de57a553b4b8bc21_r.jpeg&&动画片里出现了波巴非特！没错其实波巴非特第一次出现在电影里是在这部假日特辑而不是帝国反击战里…&br&&br&&br&&br&这部电影里的动画的人设带有明显的七十年代痕迹，看久了还觉得很带感呢！&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/e88f73fb6dd1a75c18057bf_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/e88f73fb6dd1a75c18057bf_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/00e7e9bbd44d1d13a194_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/00e7e9bbd44d1d13a194_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/a493bceea6a6450d4afa1_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/a493bceea6a6450d4afa1_r.jpeg&&动画里出现了楚巴卡儿子的爸爸…也就是楚巴卡。你有过看动画片看到自己爸爸也在里面的经历吗？！以及…韩…你的眼珠子是丢了吗？&br&&br&&br&&br&哎总之，看完了动画片，楚巴卡的儿子开始看起了一个教你如何拆装机器的教程&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/d3df4eb03e4cf2ecf758efcbc0e43cd3_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/d3df4eb03e4cf2ecf758efcbc0e43cd3_r.jpeg&&你没看错啊！这个说明视频放了长达五分钟！此刻观众的内心是释然的。毕竟已经没什么比自己爷爷在客厅当众看av还劲爆的事儿了。&br&&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&1536& data-rawheight=&2048& src=&/6ead0a789a2dd84f5258_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1536& data-original=&/6ead0a789a2dd84f5258_r.jpeg&&&br&然后，哎，然后楚巴卡的儿子开始看起了一部关于塔图因星球生活的纪录片。这是那家最有名的酒吧。&br&&br&&br&&img data-rawwidth=&1536& data-rawheight=&2048& src=&/ddffca37b4da4b7988971a_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1536& data-original=&/ddffca37b4da4b7988971a_r.jpeg&&这个纪录片居然还有剧情！话说帝国警察出于不知道什么原因打算把这家酒吧关了。酒吧老板在最后一晚给每一个人都买了一杯啤酒…图为老板娘和常客告别。看了不知为何居然有小小的感动呢！&br&&br&&br&&br&&br&&br&哎，最后的最后，韩和楚巴卡终于回到了伍基星，干掉了几个帝国士兵。楚巴卡也可以和他的家人团聚了！&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/0b5cefa6a14e92ee27a6036_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/0b5cefa6a14e92ee27a6036_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&br&楚巴卡家的全家福…圣诞节风&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/3a16bee3cd2a6d0d1bbadc_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/3a16bee3cd2a6d0d1bbadc_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&br&意义不明的伍基人传统…&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/869aaf92b_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/869aaf92b_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&br&卢克也来了！&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/6053dc92ccbd4d66d5b9dc_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/6053dc92ccbd4d66d5b9dc_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&最后莉亚公主高歌了一曲A Day to Celebrate&br&唱的还不错哦，这首歌的旋律就是经典星球大战开场by约翰威廉姆斯&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/4cf285def29d743ec4644_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/4cf285def29d743ec4644_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&br&喜气洋洋的结尾！&br&&img data-rawwidth=&2048& data-rawheight=&1536& src=&/a28a24aa61be3cf8d112b2265f06acce_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&2048& data-original=&/a28a24aa61be3cf8d112b2265f06acce_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&&br&———————————平静的分割线——————————&br&&br&据说1978年十一月十七日晚八点到十点这段时间内，星战影迷群体经历了离奇的集体失忆，没有人声称听说或看过假日特辑。其实这事儿也不能全怪卢卡斯，因为导演和制片都不是他。只能说在星球大战巨大的成功后，福克斯的某一个经理决定利用星球大战赚一些快钱…我倒觉得这部假日特辑显示了星球大战原本有可能呈现出来的样子，在那个浮夸粗糙的时代。感谢艾文克什纳和他的帝国反击战把星战带回正轨！&br&&br&图为柯南秀现场，哈里森福特企图掐死提起假日特辑的主持人柯南。&br&&img data-rawwidth=&564& data-rawheight=&363& src=&/6f32f951ec06c6486ccd8_b.jpeg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&564& data-original=&/6f32f951ec06c6486ccd8_r.jpeg&&&br&&br&整部电影在youtube上就可观看，星战迷们你们还在等什么？（≧?≦）
（多图拉片预警）你知道星球大战的第二部电影其实不是帝国反击战吗？你知道楚巴卡的爸爸和儿子长什么样吗？你知道wookie（伍基人）一年中最重要的节日是什么吗？你听过公主殿下的歌喉吗？你知道为什么哈里森福特会丧失记忆吗？这一切，请听我慢慢道来…（此…
（终于填坑完毕，谢谢各位支持！）&br&各位看官，我有打油一首，形容“星球大战”系列最好，道是：&br&&b&&br&天行者家断手史&br&尤达大师倒装句&br&我是你爹不不不&br&对此我有坏感觉&br&你爱我来我知道&br&是韩索罗先开枪&/b&&br&&br&&b&第一条：天行者家断手史&/b&&br&安纳金开家族断手史的先河，且断得最惨最彻底。最初被杜库伯爵砍断了右手，好容易装了个机械的，重练武功，终于砍断了仇人杜库的两只手；没想到和师傅欧比旺一战，被欧比旺砍断双脚，机械手毁于了火山岩。皇帝救下安纳金，给他换了身更先进的行头，结果后来又被自己的儿子卢克砍断了右手——当然卢克砍老爸右手是有理由的——达斯·维达砍断儿子的右手在先啊。真是手手相报何时了啊。&br&&img data-rawheight=&816& data-rawwidth=&1600& src=&/cdf68fcf7fdb_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1600& data-original=&/cdf68fcf7fdb_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&338& data-rawwidth=&600& src=&/ee8ef584d0fec970bd862a_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&600& data-original=&/ee8ef584d0fec970bd862a_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&213& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/bf9cbedf379_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/bf9cbedf379_r.jpg&&&br&&b&&br&第二条：尤达大师倒装句&/b&&br&说话倒装，尤达大师的特色，很明显地。&br&&img data-rawheight=&786& data-rawwidth=&1024& src=&/e752a86b28f0b5f18eb92_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1024& data-original=&/e752a86b28f0b5f18eb92_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&374& data-rawwidth=&495& src=&/e87c7c7d26ec0a6e12f4_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&495& data-original=&/e87c7c7d26ec0a6e12f4_r.jpg&&十大金句，尤达大师的，附送在这里：&br&&p&#10&/p&
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?&br&&p&
--YODA, &i&Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi&/i&&/p&&br&
#9&br&&p&On many long journeys have I gone. &br&And waited, too, for others to return from journeys of their own. Some &br& some come back so different only their names &br&remain.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Dark Rendezvous&/i&&/p&&br&
#8&br&&p&To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Star Wars: The Clone Wars&/i&, &Lair of Grievous&&/p&&br&
#7&br&&p&To be Jedi is to face the truth, and choose. Give off light, or darkness, Padawan. Be a candle, or the night.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Dark Rendezvous&/i&&/p&&br&
#6&br&&p&If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are ... a different game you should play.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Shatterpoint&/i&&/p&&br&
#5&br&&p&Death is a natural part of life. &br&Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss &br&them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith&/i&&/p&&br&
#4&br&&p&Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones&/i&&/p&&br&
#3&br&&p&No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back&/i&&/p&&br&
#2&br&&p&Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace&/i&&/p&&br&
#1&br&&p&When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks back.&/p&&p&
--YODA, &i&Dark Rendezvous&/i&&/p&出处： &a class=&internal& href=&/?target=http%3A//www./y/top_10_best_yoda_quotes.html%23QPXDhXChFCCAeW50.99&&Top 10 Best Yoda Quotes&/a&&br&&br&&b&第三条：我是你爹不不不&/b&&br&达斯·维达对卢克说的那句“我是你父亲！”已经成为了星战中的金句。但金句背后的故事却有多种说法。本片的保密工作做得非常好，但问题出在导演卢卡斯自己身上！他经常被演员“举报”泄密……卢卡斯自己以为把结尾的秘密保护得非常好，他让维达的饰演者大卫·鲍罗斯在片场说的是“欧比旺杀死了你的父亲！”然后配音时改为“我是你父亲！”——其实呢？应该有五个人知道这句台词，分别是卢卡斯自己（这是他在第二稿中想出来的）、《帝国反击战》的导演也是卢卡斯的老师欧文·欧文·克什纳、编剧劳伦斯·卡斯丹、马克·哈米尔（他在拍这场戏前刚刚被告知）以及维达的饰演者詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯（他是在给这段戏最后配音的时候知道的，而他竟然以为这是维达的谎言！）。&br&&br&如果穿越回1977年，对那些排队的人说：“你知道么？达斯·维达就是安纳金·天行者，是卢克的老爸哦！莱娅公主是卢克的妹妹！祝你观影愉快”——那想必是史上最大的spoiler了吧！&br&&img data-rawheight=&697& data-rawwidth=&704& src=&/da85adcd999af2_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&704& data-original=&/da85adcd999af2_r.jpg&&这张新爹的图在网上很多地方都被删了，不知是不是迪士尼公关做的？&br&&img data-rawheight=&1003& data-rawwidth=&700& src=&/5abadb06ad18c6fc4e20_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&700& data-original=&/5abadb06ad18c6fc4e20_r.jpg&&Who's your Daddy？嘿嘿&br&&b&&br&第四条：对此我有坏感觉&br&“&/b&I have a bad feeling about this”（实际应该翻译成：我有种不祥的预感。我这里的译法是为了凑打油诗故意的。）是星战系列中很出名的一句台词，主角们往往在说出它之后就马上陷入危险之中，让人有种“怎么又慢半拍”的感觉……最初1977年的《星球大战：新希望》里这句就出现了两次。星战的官方维基里有详细统计：&a class=&internal& href=&/?target=http%3A///wiki/I_have_a_bad_feeling_about_this&&I have a bad feeling about this&/a&&br&卢卡斯看来很喜欢这句台词，不但在星战里用了很多次，还在《夺宝奇兵》里让哈里森·福特继续说！&br&下面有很多gif图，不知道知乎能不能支持。&br&&b&&img data-rawheight=&800& data-rawwidth=&800& src=&/edac828c39_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&800& data-original=&/edac828c39_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&213& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/f03ed717e64f597ac6fb3ad0cff68047_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/f03ed717e64f597ac6fb3ad0cff68047_r.jpg&&动图链接：&a href=&/?target=http%3A///large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0iwk8mg20dw05xu0z.gif& class=&internal&&/large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0iwk8mg20dw05xu0z.gif&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&213& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/cfa67c36a1a98de93ff4dae91f32ffa9_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/cfa67c36a1a98de93ff4dae91f32ffa9_r.jpg&&动图链接：&a class=&internal& href=&/?target=http%3A///large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0h1nn6g20dw05xkb1.gif&&/large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0h1nn6g20dw05xkb1.gif&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&213& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/fb57a0fd7cbb68dbee874_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/fb57a0fd7cbb68dbee874_r.jpg&&动图链接：&a href=&/?target=http%3A///large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0g7knrg20dw05xb2c.gif& class=&internal&&/large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0g7knrg20dw05xb2c.gif&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&213& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/8ca662eb8e30fdca47edd6bc20a78d35_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/8ca662eb8e30fdca47edd6bc20a78d35_r.jpg&&动图链接：&a href=&/?target=http%3A///large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0ecs5dg20dw05x1l0.gif& class=&internal&&/large/670ce9bbgw1es9q0ecs5dg20dw05x1l0.gif&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&213& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/c196e1a8a9559bddd537ba5a824cd963_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/c196e1a8a9559bddd537ba5a824cd963_r.jpg&&动图链接：&a href=&/?target=http%3A///large/670ce9bbgw1eshsfg0kuog20dw05xx3n.gif& class=&internal&&/large/670ce9bbgw1eshsfg0kuog20dw05xx3n.gif&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&360& data-rawwidth=&504& src=&/fbe70c6b57ba0b052f11a1_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&504& data-original=&/fbe70c6b57ba0b052f11a1_r.jpg&&又有网友黑卢卡斯影业的新东家迪士尼……&br&&/b&&b&&br&第五条：你爱我来我知道&br&&/b&在《星球大战：帝国反击战》一部中，当韩索罗将要被带走冷冻时，莱娅公主对他第一次对他深情地说出：“我爱你。”韩索罗原本的台词是：“记住这句话，莱娅，因为我会回来的。”（怎么听起来像《终结者》里州长的著名台词……）但当时哈里森·福特不确定自己会不会回归继续拍《星战》第三部，所以台词就变成了“我知道。”&br&与传说不同，其实这句台词并不是哈里森·福特的现场发挥！而是他在开拍前和导演欧文·克什纳讨论决定的！莱娅公主的演员凯丽·费雪对于自己没有参与讨论感到很不高兴，而编剧劳伦斯·卡斯丹也很失望，因为他觉得自己写的台词更好……&br&不过讲真，韩索罗这句“我知道”其实更符合角色那种表面上满不在乎的混混气质，更有种冷幽默感觉。&br&&b&&img data-rawheight=&581& data-rawwidth=&500& src=&/6eb38fb3db8ded076628_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&500& data-original=&/6eb38fb3db8ded076628_r.jpg&&动图链接：&a href=&/?target=http%3A///mw690/670ce9bbgw1eshsuomdkng20dw05rx24.gif& class=&internal&&/mw690/670ce9bbgw1eshsuomdkng20dw05rx24.gif&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&360& data-rawwidth=&504& src=&/93be8b428c7f8a370e9a39acb8cb9d40_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&504& data-original=&/93be8b428c7f8a370e9a39acb8cb9d40_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&487& data-rawwidth=&736& src=&/044c6e0fc8d828d8ff1298a7bcd6aa28_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&736& data-original=&/044c6e0fc8d828d8ff1298a7bcd6aa28_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&800& data-rawwidth=&1296& src=&/5fdc1d6a789abd504e60fcc_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1296& data-original=&/5fdc1d6a789abd504e60fcc_r.jpg&&&img data-rawheight=&251& data-rawwidth=&361& src=&/1882ffa1daacefd2980daf_b.jpg& class=&content_image& width=&361&&&br&&br&第六条：是韩索罗先开枪&br&&img data-rawheight=&816& data-rawwidth=&1919& src=&/77bfe8ffa4f352e010e8bf940f39203f_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1919& data-original=&/77bfe8ffa4f352e010e8bf940f39203f_r.jpg&&&/b&在第一部中，韩索罗和赏金猎人格里多在酒吧遭遇，对峙一阵后，两人几乎同时开枪，格里多倒下。很多星战迷都倾向认为1977年的原版中是格里多先开枪了那么零点零一秒……但仔细看会发现，其实这版中格里多根本没有开火！1997年，卢卡斯放出了特别版，把这个场景改成了格里多先开枪，韩索罗在回击之前头向右歪了一下躲避。粉丝们对这一改动非常愤怒，发起了一场以“Han Shot First”为口号的运动，因为大家觉得没必要把韩索罗塑造成被迫反击的英雄，他本来就有点坏坏的不吃亏嘛！于是2004年的DVD版又改了回去，变成韩索罗与格里多基本同时开枪的样子。但这句“是韩索罗先开枪”就流传下来，成了一个梗。&br&动图地址：&b&&br&&a href=&///?target=https%3A//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Han_shot_first.gif& class=& external& target=&_blank& rel=&nofollow noreferrer&&&span class=&invisible&&https://&/span&&span class=&visible&&upload.wikimedia.org/wi&/span&&span class=&invisible&&kipedia/en/3/3b/Han_shot_first.gif&/span&&span class=&ellipsis&&&/span&&i class=&icon-external&&&/i&&/a&&br&&img data-rawheight=&412& data-rawwidth=&599& src=&/6cc48d7fdaf7b2647e07b_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&599& data-original=&/6cc48d7fdaf7b2647e07b_r.jpg&&&/b&有好事者搞了个哈里森·福特的自供状，其实是下图PS出来的……&b&&br&&img data-rawheight=&900& data-rawwidth=&1600& src=&/6d86da424a270a8341c32e_b.jpg& class=&origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb& width=&1600& data-original=&/6d86da424a270a8341c32e_r.jpg&&&br&&br&其他典故：&/b&&br&关于星战的典故无数，这里简单说几个&br&&br&双胞胎基因——帕德梅生的是双胞胎，莱阿和卢克；等莱娅公主嫁给了韩·索罗，也生了个双胞胎。&br&&br&卢卡斯非常喜欢黑泽明，据说，《星球大战：新希望》中卢克和汉索罗船长营救莉阿公主这条情节主线就是受到黑泽明影片《战国英豪》的影响，在那部片中，秋月国的大将历经艰险终于护送秋月公主逃出险境。而星战中的两个机器人也象《战国英豪》里那两个农民一样，调剂着影片的气氛。&br&&br&凯丽·费雪得到莉亚公主这个角色的条件是：要去减肥中心减掉10磅。&br&&br&据《帝国反击战》的导演欧文·克什纳说，卢克的扮演者马克·哈米尔差点死在了这集中那个大水箱中。当拍到卢克进入水箱，恢复伤病的时候，水箱上面的灯忽然爆炸！大量的碎玻璃崩进了水里——难道，这个，有黑暗原力在搞鬼？&br&&br&演员们开始对影片的效果毫无概念，当帝国的死星要炸毁莱娅公主的家乡时，凯丽·费雪看到的是一个人靠在画有圆圈的木板上冲她挥手。&br&&br&有一次，当马克·哈米尔把手伸进X翼战机的时，他从里面拽出一条蛇来……&br&&br&卢卡斯差点加入一场戏，让博巴·菲特（就是后来那个能飞行的赏金猎人坚果·菲特的克隆体“儿子”）在沙怪口中活下来。卢卡斯说：“既然我已经知道了这个角色后来那么受欢迎，我真想让他的死更激动人心一些”。&br&&br&当拍莱娅公主扼死贾霸这场戏时，凯丽·费雪无意中伤到了在贾霸内部的演员——她的高跟鞋正好踢在那家伙头上。&br&&br&《杰迪归来》中的那些可爱的小家伙之一，Ewoks族的一个首领本来是由R2D2的演员来扮演的。不想那可怜的家伙忽然食物中毒，结果把机会给了当时11岁的戴维斯。&br&&br&哈里森·福特曾向卢卡斯建议，让韩·索罗在《杰迪归来》中光荣牺牲，以成就另两位主角。但后来卢卡斯有了“更好”的点子：还是牺牲一些无足轻重的小熊熊——那些可爱的Ewoks族好了。
（终于填坑完毕，谢谢各位支持！）各位看官，我有打油一首，形容“星球大战”系列最好，道是：天行者家断手史尤达大师倒装句我是你爹不不不对此我有坏感觉你爱我来我知道是韩索罗先开枪第一条：天行者家断手史安纳金开家族断手史的先河，且断得最惨最彻底。…
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