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英文邮件-看看俺的 幽默感如何？
跟你一个澳大利亚的、朋友联系有几年了。没有生意的往来， 就是单纯的朋友，他离过婚，现在又跟一个中国的女孩子结婚了。。一直想下手卖他一点什么东西，但仿佛一直找到什么彼此都有兴趣的项目，朋友现在就是朋友， 很好的朋友。&&PS。 他也不是生意人来的，以下是我的邮件分享。
极度散漫， 不知道幽默感怎么样，还请指正。。
正式的邮件是不会这样写的。&&
朋友邮件：
Hiya Bruce,
Been such a Longgg Time man, I know!!&&My Life is a BIG MeSS Recently!!&&Seriously miss you too man, but at the moment I got some Big issues affecting my Life... Like for example... I Gotta find a New Place to Live!!&&First we was Looking around to Buy a House, but in just 4 weeks Looking we Couldn't find Anything suitable within our financial Budget!! Wish I was Rich enough not to Care but at Least I do it all by myself without anybody's Help...&&You know those Housemates living with us??&&Their RICH Mother Lend them 80,000aud to Help Start their Home Ownership!!!&&I was so Jealous Man, I think to myself that time!! &where is my Rich Mom to help me?? huh?&& &We also have a big falling out with our Housemates because they abuse our Rights for living &fairly & equally& Why you ask?? Answer because they Use 4 Xs Amount of Electricity, Water & Gas compared with &us&... Totally not fair, but we signed a Contract with them meaning Not sharing Bills...... So I guess we cheated ourselves... hmmm...
Anyway, Every Day I check 1 or 2 properties for RENTAL...&&It's depressing... Because you must show all I.D.s, Employer References, Previous Rental Receipts etc etc... then you gotta wait 4 or 5 days for some Good News or Bad News!!??&&Most 3 bedroom houses below $300aud per week are just &dumps& = Rubbish... but I still gotta save into Next year 2011...
Man will you ever visit me in Australia one day??&&You gotta come in the Summer then we can go Fishing Man!! I'll shout you all the Beers too buddy...&&You see I miss you too man...&&But soon my Baby's coming into the World...it's gonna be a Boy!!.. After I settle down into New Family Life, then I'm trying to come back to Yichang Late 2011... or Better SPRING Festival... Man I never Experience that Bro!!...&&I wish you will one day have a Nice Big HOTPOT & Tsingdao with me ok...
Oh yeah I share another story... My Mom & my sis are having a WAR with each other... Life sucks!!&&So I support my Mom, but Lost my sis because I hate her now days.... That's Life sometimes huh? hmmm....
Well I truly wish you sustenance and Good fortune, hope your Mom & Dad are doing fine too bro....&&Sorry it's been too long, but I didn't really forget you buddy, Friends forever man no matter how far ok...&&bye for now and take care Bruce...
bye for now..
Hectic Life of Wayne....
以下是俺的答复：
Hey man, there you are sorry&&I was in rush yesterday ..
I thought you have already bought a house or some thing, and you're paying it off ,now it seems not...
but why ?? what the hell were you doing then &??/&&
And now dont' complain about your MOM.. we never complain our MOMS ..
they give birth to us . and they are selfishless and MOMS are the greatest human beings in the Galaxy .... if all these&&ETs ,martians and all other unknown creatures
allow me to say so...
com'n MY FRIEND , we are born this way, and we fight to survive ..
these 80000 aud&&guys , they never really know how money comes and they could lose it in a second .
and what&&they are doing is like buiding a skypecraper with crane with,&&cement, with THESE STUPID&&machinaries.
But&&what we are doing is like&&building a pyramid&&with our own hands, like in ancient time, or maybe we could get a horse or a cow with us, but that's all
or I could put it this way:
They are like Bush launching a continental missiles to Irap to rape Saddam. I doubt if he actually did that but likewise..
B-U-T what we are doing is like Genghis khan&&getting&&Europe On a pretty BIG Horse.
I mean what we are doing is amazing. start to realize it&&man !!! you've got to do that..
About the roomie thing ? what does the contract say ? you're gonna split the bills ?? 50-50% ??you're a good man and you're sweet but you're insane !!!!!!
Well, you might share things with your good buddies, you know,&&these strange fuckers, never !!
You might just wish to find a Bruce-like roomie, things are gonna be a hell of a lot better.
Anyway, Every Day I check 1 or 2 properties for RENTAL...&&It's depressing... Because you must show all I.D.s, Employer References, Previous Rental Receipts etc etc... then you gotta wait 4 or 5 days for some Good News or Bad News!!??&&Most 3 bedroom houses below $300aud per week are just &dumps& = Rubbish... but I still gotta save into Next year 2011...
300 AUD for a week ? that's about ..1200 Aud for a month, that's about&&5000 or&&6000 RMB here ,,that's cute.
and you got youself in a dustbin with that money ?&&that's also cute..
Man will you ever visit me in Australia one day??&&You gotta come in the Summer then we can go Fishing Man!! I'll shout you all the Beers too buddy...&&You see I miss you too man...&&But soon my Baby's coming into the World...it's gonna be a Boy!!.. After I settle down into New Family Life, then I'm trying to come back to Yichang Late 2011... or Better SPRING Festival... Man I never Experience that Bro!!...&&I wish you will one day have a Nice Big HOTPOT & Tsingdao with me ok
Now this is the greatest part&&of the story....you're becoming a dad... Yan's getting ya a baby .
OH this is huge ,,this is bigger than huge ..&&
You're the luckiest man in the world I am really happy for you... really...he’s gonna be a mix, half Chinese, half Australia. He’s gonna be one the cutiest guy in the whole world, I see how easily he sweeps girls off their feet…….
what is the name of&&the child ?? Bruce Washington ? we had a deal right ?
And fishing!!!!!! That’s my favorite thing, Damn !!!!
I am dying to go there fishing with ya .. seeing the beaches, surfing a little bit, enjoy the sea air,&&spot any naked chicks……
That’s becoming a dream and how to make it come ture is a problem ,but I am trying hard.
And hotpot beers,everything,&&so yummy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we will try to make it happen, I will try.
Oh yeah I share another story... My Mom & my sis are having a WAR with each other... Life sucks!!&&So I support my Mom, but Lost my sis because I hate her now days.... That's Life sometimes huh? hmmm....
OH NO man you’re even bringing up your family story?? what do you think of me ??//??family psychologist ???
well& &yes I AM.
But frankly we can say nothing about this, some people are nice while&&some are just&&disgusting.
You think me nice right ?? someone may find me a jerk.. don’t’ worry too much man. relax.&&
Well I truly wish you sustenance and Good fortune, hope your Mom & Dad are doing fine too bro....&&Sorry it's been too long, but I didn't really forget you buddy, Friends forever man no matter how far ok...&&bye for now and take care Bruce...
Thanks for your wishes,&&one day I would like to make you see them.&&they would be happy to see you...
And we are friends forever? people always say that but I would rather say maybe like another 50 years, and I am surely going to hell and I don’t where the hell you’re going……. HAHAHAHA．．．
That’s it man .. did my mail cheer you up somehow ????/
You take care my dearest friend..
…I wish you all the best, still for Yan and your baby-to-be
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邮件交流，请勿留联系方式
另外，邮件这么长，要不是我，是没耐心看下去的
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哎。。伤心 随人懂啊
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太长了。。。 再好的幽默感，也没兴致欣赏。
不过，那个老外确实很搞（PS：我只看完了第一封 ）
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我也看完第一封。。。。&&&&
下面忒长， 不想看了。 估计只有你Dude 会看的。
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哎，只是感觉辛酸......
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是的啊。。
也许真的是 这样。。
就 像是friends 的剧本
给你读读也读不出幽默来。。
关键 身临其境的感觉。前后一些逻辑，还有其他的一些历史东西 。
很难说清楚啊。。
ANWAY ,THAT'S WHAT I WROTE . SOMEBODY LIKE ME .SOMEBODY NOT .
good luck every one of you
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幽默感怎么样? dude, not impressed. just show offs. You know what the cool thing you could do?
---- keep your personal correspondences private. PS, I also wonder if you have the consent from your friend to disclose his personal mail. I wish you do man. Have a good one.
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写的好长啊，谢谢分享啊
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很喜欢呵呵。我什么时候也能有这样一个老外朋友就好了
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回复 #9 Hutch 的帖子
Thanks dude ,...
But what makes you think that I am just showing off here ??
I didnt' tell his Address or&&Email address, or cellphone number, anything like that.
All I wanted is to a make a little fun out of my dailywork,&&it's kina boring you know.. sometimes., well, most of the time...
and it feels really good if there is someone out there to listen, to share your feelings.
we are not&&Email-sending machine, after all.
Anyway, I thank you for your suggestionm, seriously.
and probably I will not be showing these stuff here anymore..
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good for you....
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I don't know you are humorous or not, but one thing for sure, your English is quite good!!!
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